Funny Books

What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless! This wacky book is packed to bursting with hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop! The cheeky, irreverent tone and chucklesome illustrations will have you laughing your socks off. Product Information: • ISBN: 9781838575151 • Author: Jack B. Quick • Publisher: Arcturus • Format: Paperback • Pages: 96 • Dimensions: 19.9 x 17.6 x 1 cm

The wonderful world of David Walliams is finally back with a brand new 6 Book Collection of the best and most astounding stories - that are sure to make you smile! Join The Boy in the Dress, the number-one bestseller and discover the charming tale of why Dennis is so different! Dive into the touching and twisted tale of Mr Stink and find out how Chloe comes to help him before he gets driven out of town for good. Explore the fantastic adventures of Billionaire Boy and all of the reasons why he is so happy... there is about a billion of them after all! Laugh-out-loud with the hysterical story of Ratburger in an action-packed journey into how Zoe manages to fight of the evil Burt from Burt's Burgers when he tries to steal her pet rat. Make your appointment...if you dare, with The Demon Dentist in this hilarious novel and help investigate who is leaving disgusting slugs under children's pillows at night... And finally, delve into the heartfelt but hilarious hoot of an adventure in Awful Auntie when Aunt Alberta and her giant owl will stop at nothing to get to Stella's heir to Saxby Hall! This action-packed fun-tastic collection is the must-have companion for all Walliam's fans and those who adored The World Of David Walliams: Best Boxset Ever! Included in this title: The Boy in the Dress Mr Stink Billionaire Boy Ratburger The Demon Dentist Awful Auntie Product Information: ISBN: 9780007974702 Author: David Walliams Publisher: Harper Collins Format: Book Collection Dimensions: 20 x 13 x 13cm

Delve into a fantastic array of Enid Blyton classics in this 4 Book Collection of Stories! Including 30 Springtime Stories, 30 Animal Stories, 25 Adventure Stories and 30 Nature Stories, these books are enough to keep you and your children entertained and reading together. Included in this title: Springtime Stories Animal Stories Nature Stories Adventure Stories Product Information: ISBN: 9781444962871 Author: Enid Blyton Publisher: Hachette Children's Books Format: Book Collection

Delve into the fantastic adventures of Bella Swift favourites in this sparkling 6 Book Collection! When she's abandoned just before Christmas, Peggy the pug is taken in by a foster family with a unicorn-mad little girl. Peggy thinks that her new friend, Chloe, wants a unicorn for Christmas - not a puppy! From The Pug Who Wanted to a Unicorn to the Flamingo Ballerina, this is the perfect collection of books for your children to enjoy reading! Included in this title: The Pug Who Wanted to be a Unicorn The Flamingo Ballerina The Llame Bridesmaid The Pug Who Wanted to a Reindeer The Puppy Who Needed a Princess The Pug Who Wanted to be Bunny Product Information: ISBN: 9781408365670 Author: Bella Swift Publisher: Orchard Books Format: Book Collection

Welcome to the Midnight Gang! Midnight is the time when all children are fast asleep, except of course for... the Midnight Gang. That is when their adventures are just beginning... When Tom gets hit on the head by a cricket ball, he finds himself at Lord Funt Hospital, and is greeted by a terrifying-looking porter. Things go from bad to worse when he meets the wicked matron in charge of the children’s ward… But Tom is about to embark on the most thrilling journey of a lifetime! The Midnight Gang tells an extraordinarily heartwarming and, of course, funny story of five children on a hospital ward – and on a quest for adventure! Product Information: • ISBN: 9780008164621 • Author: David Walliams • Publisher: Harper Collins • Format: Paperback • Pages: 477 • Dimensions: 20 x 13 x 3.5cm

Angus dreams of being bold, brave, wild and free, like Bumface the pirate in the stories he tells his younger siblings. Instead he's his mum's Mr Dependable, always looking after the younger ones and cleaning up. He's desperate to stop his mum adding another baby to the family so comes up with a plan to prevent her getting pregnant. With a bit of help from his new friend, Rindi, he might just do it . . . Product Information: • ISBN: 9780241539026 • Author: Morris Gleitzman • Publisher: Puffin • Format: Paperback • Pages: 192 • Dimensions: 19.8 x 12.9 x 1.2 cm

Roald Dahl's Whizzpopping Joke Book is a collection of hundreds of great jokes would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old. Product Information: ISBN: 9780141368238 Author: Roald Dahl Publisher: Penguin Format: Paperback Pages: 119 Dimensions: 20 x 13 x 1cm

It's history with the nasty bits left in! Do you want to know how to tell the future with a dead chicken? Or what roman soldiers wore under their kilts? What about how ancient Britons got their hair nice and spiky? Discover all the foul facts about the Rotten Romans - all the gore and more! Product Information:• ISBN: 9781407163840• Author: Terry Deary• Publisher: Scholastic• Format: Paperback• Pages: 142• Dimensions: 19.8 x 12.9 x 1cm

What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore! Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong? Because T. rex everything! Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes! Product Information: • ISBN: 9781783446483 • Author: Joe King • Publisher: Andersen Press • Format: Paperback • Pages: 64 • Dimensions: 17.78 x 10.8 x 0.51 cm

Hi, I am Sam Lytte and I am NOT a liar... Well, maybe that's not completely true. I mean, I tell the odd porky-pie. And I can occasionally stretch the truth a little. But if you look very closely, you will start to see little signs all around me. Product Information:• ISBN: 9781471194351• Author: Joe Berger• Publisher: Simon { Schuster• Format: Paperback• Pages: 232• Dimensions: 20 x 13 x 1.5cm

It’s been 92 hours since Beaky last told a lie. So far he’s survived two full days of school with only three light beatings, two telling-offs and one wedgie ... But the annual school trip is going to take Beaky’s survival skills to a whole other level – especially as Beaky and his class are on a trip to Learning Land. The home to cheery-but-creepy Clumso the Clued-up Clown whose job is to dish out fascinating facts to one and all. But there is worse to come when Beaky’s partnered with Wayne, a.k.a the school bully, who has a morbid fear of clowns. Things aren’t looking good. And that’s before they find themselves on the run from a manic clown who’ll seemingly stop at nothing to track them down… Product Information: • ISBN: 9781847157751 • Author: Barry Hutchison, Katie Abey • Publisher: Stripes Publishing • Format: Paperback • Pages: 192 • Dimensions: 19.8 x 12.9 x 1.5 cm

Meet Dirty Bertie – a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further – Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it. Bertie's third book finds him facing the shame of losing a dare with Know-All Nick and having to wear his pants to school, playing the part of the dog in the local amateur dramatic society's production of Oliver! and taking Whiffer to Royston Rich's birthday party, where Whiffer leaves a very unwelcome present… Product Information: • ISBN: 9781847150172 • Author: Alan MacDonald, David Roberts • Publisher: Stripes Publishing • Format: Paperback • Pages: 96 • Dimensions: 19.81 x 12.9 x 0.79 cm

Are you ready to travel back in time to the year of 1940 with the No. 1 bestselling author David Walliams in this whizz-bang epic phenomena of action, laughter and mysterious secret plots! Discover the super special friendship between a little boy and a huge gorilla that just might save the day! During a crazy war between Britain and Nazi Germany, eleven-year-old Eric decides he will spend his days at the place he loves most... London Zoo. But there is one animal in particular that Eric adores most - Gertude the Gorilla! With bombs falling down over London, Eric must rescue Gertrude before it's too late. With the help of his Uncle Sid and a friendly keeper at the zoo, the three go on the run to save their amazing Gorilla friend! Until... oh no! The gang uncover a top-secret Nazi plot... Join David Walliams on this action-packed, laugh-out-loud adventure for all of the family - a must-read for all Walliams fans! Product Information: ISBN: 9780008305833 Author: David Walliams Publisher: Harper Collins Format: Hardback Pages: 480 Dimensions: 21.6 x 13.5 x 4.1cm

Mr Gum's back! But what's he up to this time? Oh, dreadful things my friends, dreadful things indeed. It seems he's found himself a brand new treat - rancid kebabs just dripping with dirty grey sauce. And he just can't get enough of them. He's gotta have more! More! Less! I mean, More! But not everyone's too happy about Mr Gum's new dinnertime arrangements and soon the town of Lamonic Bibber is gearing up for war. Can Polly and her friends save the town from being torn apart? Will Mr Gum's hunger ever be satisfied? And who on earth is Thora Gruntwinkle? Product Information: • ISBN: 9781405274975 • Author: Andy Stanton • Publisher: Egmont Books • Format: Paperback • Pages: 256 • Dimensions: 18.3 x 13 x 1.9cm

If you had a magic quill pen that made drawings real what would you draw? Jack Dash's magic feather is pretty awesome but it's his first day at a new school, so feather is staying at home. Or so he thinks! His friend Coco McBean has stolen it and drawn a penguin. And the chaos begins ... It's up to Jack to save the day again, but what will he draw? And why's it snowing in the middle of Summer? And do Penguins even eat pizza? Product Information: • ISBN: 9781910611067 • Author: Sophie Plowden, Judy Brown • Publisher: Catnip Publishing • Format: Paperback • Pages: 218 • Dimensions: 19.8 x 13 x 1.3 cm

'My name is August. I won't describe what I look like. Whatever you're thinking, it's probably worse. Auggie wants to be an ordinary ten-year-old. He does ordinary things - eating ice cream, playing on his Xbox. He feels ordinary - inside. But ordinary kids don't make other ordinary kids run away screaming in playgrounds. Ordinary kids aren't stared at wherever they go. Born with a terrible facial abnormality, Auggie has been home-schooled by his parents his whole life. Now, for the first time, he's being sent to a real school - and he's dreading it. All he wants is to be accepted - but can he convince his new classmates that he's just like them, underneath it all? ‘Remarkable . . . It has the power to move hearts and change minds’ ― Guardian Product Information: • ISBN: 9780552565974 • Author: R J Palacio • Publisher: Corgi Childrens • Format: Paperback • Pages: 316 • Dimensions: 19.8 x 12.9 x 2 cm

Joe has a lot of reasons to be happy. About a billion of them, in fact. You see, Joe's rich. Really, really rich. Joe's got his own bowling alley, his own cinema, even his own butler who is also an orangutan. He's the wealthiest twelve-year-old in the land. Yes, Joe has absolutely everything he could possibly want. But there’s just one thing he really needs: A friend. Product Information: • ISBN: 9780007371082 • Author: David Walliams • Publisher: Harper Collins • Format: Paperback • Pages: 279 • Dimensions: 20 x 13 x 2cm

Little Mouse is ready to party! But she's in for a big surprise when guests from all over the world arrive on her doorstep. Join the celebration in this fun-filled story, all about welcoming new friends! Product Information: • ISBN: 9781838520458 • Author: Igloo Books • Publisher: Igloo Books • Format: Paperback • Pages: 32

From the world of Dirty Bertie comes a new star! Angela Nicely might look like she’s made of sugar and spice and all things nice, but nothing could be further from the truth! Angela knows best! Whether it’s trying to succeed as a top model, proving that her head teacher wears a wig, or finding herself out of her depth on a spa weekend, she’s determined to make a splash! Angela Nicely is the first book in this fantastically mischievous series. Perfect for little girls who are fans of Dirty Bertie. Product Information: • ISBN: 9781847153838 • Author: Alan MacDonald, David Roberts • Publisher: Stripes Publishing • Format: Paperback • Pages: 96 • Dimensions: 19.8 x 12.9 x 0.8 cm

Jack’s Grandpa... wears his slippers to the supermarket, serves up Spam à la Custard for dinner and often doesn’t remember Jack’s name. But he can still take to the skies in a speeding Spitfire and save the day... An exquisite portrait of the bond between a small boy and his beloved Grandpa – this book takes readers on an incredible journey with Spitfires over London and Great Escapes through the city in a high octane adventure full of comedy and heart. Product Information: • ISBN: 9780008183424 • Author: David Walliams • Publisher: Harper Collins • Format: Paperback • Pages: 461 • Dimensions: 20 x 13 x 3.5cm