Funny Books

What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless! This wacky book is packed to bursting with hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop! The cheeky, irreverent tone and chucklesome illustrations will have you laughing your socks off. Product Information: • ISBN: 9781838575151 • Author: Jack B. Quick • Publisher: Arcturus • Format: Paperback • Pages: 96 • Dimensions: 19.9 x 17.6 x 1 cm

The wonderful world of David Walliams is finally back with a brand new 6 Book Collection of the best and most astounding stories - that are sure to make you smile! Join The Boy in the Dress, the number-one bestseller and discover the charming tale of why Dennis is so different! Dive into the touching and twisted tale of Mr Stink and find out how Chloe comes to help him before he gets driven out of town for good. Explore the fantastic adventures of Billionaire Boy and all of the reasons why he is so happy... there is about a billion of them after all! Laugh-out-loud with the hysterical story of Ratburger in an action-packed journey into how Zoe manages to fight of the evil Burt from Burt's Burgers when he tries to steal her pet rat. Make your appointment...if you dare, with The Demon Dentist in this hilarious novel and help investigate who is leaving disgusting slugs under children's pillows at night... And finally, delve into the heartfelt but hilarious hoot of an adventure in Awful Auntie when Aunt Alberta and her giant owl will stop at nothing to get to Stella's heir to Saxby Hall! This action-packed fun-tastic collection is the must-have companion for all Walliam's fans and those who adored The World Of David Walliams: Best Boxset Ever! Included in this title: The Boy in the Dress Mr Stink Billionaire Boy Ratburger The Demon Dentist Awful Auntie Product Information: ISBN: 9780007974702 Author: David Walliams Publisher: Harper Collins Format: Book Collection Dimensions: 20 x 13 x 13cm

Calling all Walliams fans... we introduce to you The Terrific Ten Mega-Massive Box Set! Including ten hilarious and moving novels from your favourite bestselling, critically acclaimed author David Walliams, in one TERRIFIC box set! From Bad Dad, Midnight Gang to Grandpa's Great Escape, this is the must-have collection for everyone who loves to laugh-out-loud with Walliam's fantastic and clever tales. Join Ben as he discovers he has a Gangsta Granny, discover Stella's Awful Auntie Alberta or help Zoe keep her beloved pet rat safe in this creative and extraordinary box set with all sorts of adventures to be had! Included in this box set: Awful Auntie Demon Dentist Ratburger Gangsta Granny Billionaire Boy Mr Stink The Boy in the Dress Bad Dad The Midnight Gang Grandpa's Great Escape Product Information: ISBN: 9780008363581 Author: David Walliams Publisher: HarperCollinsChildren’sBooks Format: Box Set Dimensions: 19.8 x 12.9 x 13.2cm

Roald Dahl's Whizzpopping Joke Book is a collection of hundreds of great jokes would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old. Product Information: ISBN: 9780141368238 Author: Roald Dahl Publisher: Penguin Format: Paperback Pages: 119 Dimensions: 20 x 13 x 1cm

Delve into a fantastic array of Enid Blyton classics in this 4 Book Collection of Stories! Including 30 Springtime Stories, 30 Animal Stories, 25 Adventure Stories and 30 Nature Stories, these books are enough to keep you and your children entertained and reading together. Included in this title: Springtime Stories Animal Stories Nature Stories Adventure Stories Product Information: ISBN: 9781444962871 Author: Enid Blyton Publisher: Hachette Children's Books Format: Book Collection

'My name is August. I won't describe what I look like. Whatever you're thinking, it's probably worse. Auggie wants to be an ordinary ten-year-old. He does ordinary things - eating ice cream, playing on his Xbox. He feels ordinary - inside. But ordinary kids don't make other ordinary kids run away screaming in playgrounds. Ordinary kids aren't stared at wherever they go. Born with a terrible facial abnormality, Auggie has been home-schooled by his parents his whole life. Now, for the first time, he's being sent to a real school - and he's dreading it. All he wants is to be accepted - but can he convince his new classmates that he's just like them, underneath it all? ‘Remarkable . . . It has the power to move hearts and change minds’ ― Guardian Product Information: • ISBN: 9780552565974 • Author: R J Palacio • Publisher: Corgi Childrens • Format: Paperback • Pages: 316 • Dimensions: 19.8 x 12.9 x 2 cm

What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore! Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong? Because T. rex everything! Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes! Product Information: • ISBN: 9781783446483 • Author: Joe King • Publisher: Andersen Press • Format: Paperback • Pages: 64 • Dimensions: 17.78 x 10.8 x 0.51 cm

Science with the squishy bits left in! Why does space make the guts explode? Which astronomers killed people? What does the moon smell like? Get the awful answers in Space, Stars and Slimy Aliens! Filled with hilarious illustrations and gruesome facts, this is the perfect book for youngsters who love science! Product Information: • ISBN: 9781407106144 • Author: Nick Arnold, Tony De Saulles • Publisher: Scholastic • Format: Paperback • Pages: 160 • Dimensions: 19.8 x 13 x 1.2 cm

Little Mouse is ready to party! But she's in for a big surprise when guests from all over the world arrive on her doorstep. Join the celebration in this fun-filled story, all about welcoming new friends! Product Information: • ISBN: 9781838520458 • Author: Igloo Books • Publisher: Igloo Books • Format: Paperback • Pages: 32

Delve into the fantastic adventures of Bella Swift favourites in this sparkling 6 Book Collection! When she's abandoned just before Christmas, Peggy the pug is taken in by a foster family with a unicorn-mad little girl. Peggy thinks that her new friend, Chloe, wants a unicorn for Christmas - not a puppy! From The Pug Who Wanted to a Unicorn to the Flamingo Ballerina, this is the perfect collection of books for your children to enjoy reading! Included in this title: The Pug Who Wanted to be a Unicorn The Flamingo Ballerina The Llame Bridesmaid The Pug Who Wanted to a Reindeer The Puppy Who Needed a Princess The Pug Who Wanted to be Bunny Product Information: ISBN: 9781408365670 Author: Bella Swift Publisher: Orchard Books Format: Book Collection

Dolly the cow has been talent-spotted to star in a TV advert... but where is she? Join Farmer Bob as he searches for Dolly in the stables, the sheep field and the henhouse. With chomping horses, squawking hens and a very confused farmer, get ready for a hilarious tale of farm fun. Product Information:• ISBN: 9781788109109• Author: Melanie Joyce• Publisher: Igloo Books• Format: Paperback• Dimensions: 25 x 25cm

Think your teachers are bad? Wait till you meet this lot. These ten tales of the world’s most splendidly sinister teachers will have you running for the school gates. Dr Dread teaches science and is half man, half monster… Watch out for the ghastly Miss Seethe. She is ALWAYS furious – and she’s on a detention rampage. And as for Mr Phobe, he’s a teacher with a real difference. He is bone-shakingly terrified of… children! Brought to you by number one bestselling author, David Walliams, with every story illustrated in glorious colour by artistic genius, Tony Ross. Product Information: • ISBN: 9780008305789 • Author: David Walliams • Publisher: HarperCollinsChildren’sBooks • Format: Hardback • Pages: 312 • Dimensions: 20.6 x 15.9 x 2.6 cm

Are you ready to meet the worst parents ever? Sure, some parents are embarrassing – but they’re NOTHING on this lot. These ten tales of the world’s most spectacularly silly mums and deliriously daft dads will leave you rocking with laughter. Pinch your nose for Peter Pong, the man with the stinkiest feet in the world… jump out of the way of Harriet Hurry, the fastest mum on two wheels… watch out for Monty Monopolize, the dad who takes all his kids’ toys… and oh no, it’s Supermum! Brandishing a toilet brush, a mop and a very bad homemade outfit… Product Information: • ISBN: 9780008305796 • Author: David Walliams • Publisher: HarperCollinsChildren’sBooks • Format: Hardback • Pages: 312 • Dimensions: 20.6 x 15.9 x 2.4 cm

Are you ready to travel back in time to the year of 1940 with the No. 1 bestselling author David Walliams in this whizz-bang epic phenomena of action, laughter and mysterious secret plots! Discover the super special friendship between a little boy and a huge gorilla that just might save the day! During a crazy war between Britain and Nazi Germany, eleven-year-old Eric decides he will spend his days at the place he loves most... London Zoo. But there is one animal in particular that Eric adores most - Gertude the Gorilla! With bombs falling down over London, Eric must rescue Gertrude before it's too late. With the help of his Uncle Sid and a friendly keeper at the zoo, the three go on the run to save their amazing Gorilla friend! Until... oh no! The gang uncover a top-secret Nazi plot... Join David Walliams on this action-packed, laugh-out-loud adventure for all of the family - a must-read for all Walliams fans! Product Information: ISBN: 9780008305833 Author: David Walliams Publisher: Harper Collins Format: Hardback Pages: 480 Dimensions: 21.6 x 13.5 x 4.1cm

Roll up, roll up! Be prepared as it is time to be amazed in Shank's impossible circus because it is coming to town! Hannah's boring life is about to change when she meets Billy Shank, his grumpy camel and a host of bizarre circus acts! But all is not what it seems in this very unusual circus... The evil ringmaster, Armitage Shank, has a devastating plan! Can Billy stop his stinking scheme before it's too late?Product Information: • ISBN: 9781471194368• Author: William Sutcliffe• Publisher: Simon { Schuster• Format: Paperback• Pages: 212• Dimensions: 20 x 13 x 1.5cm

Welcome to the Midnight Gang! Midnight is the time when all children are fast asleep, except of course for... the Midnight Gang. That is when their adventures are just beginning... When Tom gets hit on the head by a cricket ball, he finds himself at Lord Funt Hospital, and is greeted by a terrifying-looking porter. Things go from bad to worse when he meets the wicked matron in charge of the children’s ward… But Tom is about to embark on the most thrilling journey of a lifetime! The Midnight Gang tells an extraordinarily heartwarming and, of course, funny story of five children on a hospital ward – and on a quest for adventure! Product Information: • ISBN: 9780008164621 • Author: David Walliams • Publisher: Harper Collins • Format: Paperback • Pages: 477 • Dimensions: 20 x 13 x 3.5cm

Welcome to the isle of mulch… This little island is home to a large number of horrible grown-ups. The school, the local park, the toy shop and even the island’s ice-cream van are all run by awful adults who like nothing more than making children miserable. And the island is owned by the most awful one of all – Aunt Greta Greed! Something needs to be done about them. But who could be brave enough? Meet Ned – an extraordinary boy with a special power. SLIMEPOWER! Product Information: • ISBN: 9780008342586 • Author: David Walliams • Publisher: HarperCollinsChildren’sBooks • Format: Hardback • Pages: 320 • Dimensions: 22.2 x 14.1 x 3 cm

The book behind the viral internet sensation of "The Scottish Granny" reading this story to her grandchild. A young boy suddenly notices a big problem - his bum has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated bum? A rocket bum? A robot bum? Find out in this silly, quirky tale with hilarious illustrations.

This mischievous guide contains everything you ever wanted to know about Beanotown! Including character profiles for all your favourite residents, including Dennis, Gnasher, Minnie and Bananaman and many fun facts about all the weird and wonderful locations! With a history of Beanotown, a celebration of Dennis's best pranks and a fun Beanotown quiz to check whether you've been paying attention. Fully illustrated throughout, this is the ideal gift for young Beano fans. Product Information: ISBN: 9781787417052 Author: Beano Studios Limited Publisher: Studio Press Format: Hardback Pages: 80 Dimensions: 30.8 x 24.8 x 1.3cm

It's history with the nasty bits left in! Do you want to know how to tell the future with a dead chicken? Or what roman soldiers wore under their kilts? What about how ancient Britons got their hair nice and spiky? Discover all the foul facts about the Rotten Romans - all the gore and more! Product Information:• ISBN: 9781407163840• Author: Terry Deary• Publisher: Scholastic• Format: Paperback• Pages: 142• Dimensions: 19.8 x 12.9 x 1cm